When we're not attending other people's events, you can reach us at home in tropical North Queensland, Australia. That's on the coast near the Whitsunday islands and the Great Barrier Reef. It's a place that's full of natural beauty, but there is absolutely no surf. None. The Great Barrier Reef offshore keeps the ocean as flat as a millpond.
Seriously, don't come visit if you want to surf. Check it out: